Jack Bauer facts
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
posted by Ryan at 10:45 PM
3 Comments:
How many terrorists has Jack Bauer killed since you updated this blog?
I was too busy giving financial advice to play with Legos.
you heard it here first...purdue will upset wisconsin
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