Longhorn fan gets gored

A Texas Longhorn fan made the mistake of walking into an Oklahoma bar wearing a Longhorns t-shirt and paid a hefty price for his foolish mistake.

According to police, Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas (not pictured) walked into Henry Hudson's Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football "trash talk" from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.

Things picked up and to make a long story short, Thomas left the bar with both of his man bits hanging outside his body. It took sixty(!) stiches to close up his bag.

That seems a little excessive on the part of the Sooners fan, but I can see myself doing this to an IU fan strutting around inside a bar at West Lafayette.