Soccer Update

The team has lost 2 in a row, dropping our record to 3-2. To make matters worse, I've been outcoached (not really, they just have some good players) by Bradye (yes that's how he spells his name) and Barney (the brother of a certain hotheaded, extremely skinny pitcher who played high school baseball with me). Barney wore his high school football jersey to the game tonight, that's how much he knows about soccer. I'm a couple more losses away from committing seppuku. I think this post set a record for the most parenthesis (that's not a very impressive record though).