You had me at vomit

A Kansas teen has been ordered by a judge to clean vomit out of police cars for the next four months. The teen was convicted of battery after he intentionally threw up on his Spanish teacher. Obviously I do not condone this type of behavior, especially now that I work at a school, but throwing up at will is somewhat impressive to me. Puking on command got Droz a job in professional wrestling so maybe this guy has a future in the WWE.