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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Terrorists holding toy hostage

On an Islamist Web site, a group calling itself the Al Mujahedeen Brigade, posted a photograph of a man it claimed was a captured U.S. soldier named John Adam, and it threatened to behead him if Iraqi prisoners are not released by U.S. forces. The hostage is actually a toy named "Special Ops Cody." I hope Bush gets the troops out before something happens to Cody.

posted by Ryan at 7:25 PM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

where are the updates????

is Cody ok?

7:56 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Bush didn't pull the troops out so they ripped off Cody's head. I heard that his girlfriend, Barbie, is not taking the news well. I don't know if you know this or not, but Barbie and Ken split up a couple years ago and she has been seeing Cody ever since. Rumor has it that Ken is secretly enjoying Cody's fate.

8:23 PM  
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