<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872</id><updated>2011-08-01T18:00:01.982-04:00</updated><category term='Jack Black'/><category term='spiders'/><category term='lou piniella'/><category term='fantasy football'/><category term='Cubs'/><category term='church softball'/><category term='NW softball'/><category term='softball'/><category term='Reasons why I am glad I am not a nurse'/><category term='commercial'/><category term='Ron Santo'/><category term='NFL'/><category term='Chicago Bears'/><category term='scam'/><category term='bad coaching'/><category term='Purdue football'/><category term='Mark Prior'/><category term='crappy computers'/><category term='MCSA'/><category term='paintball'/><category term='Tenacious D'/><category term='work'/><category term='MMA'/><category term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Ryan's Blog: Fueled by Aspartame</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>923</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3915689098034091724</id><published>2010-01-28T22:59:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-28T23:02:00.400-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dijkstra files her candidacy for sheriff and announces campaign team</title><content type='html'>Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S2JdSD3MhxI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/xyRMCJbY188/s1600-h/mom_logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 71px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S2JdSD3MhxI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/xyRMCJbY188/s200/mom_logo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432006665418082066" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;GOSHEN — Julie Dijkstra officially filed her candidacy with election officials this morning in her bid to be the next Elkhart County Sheriff. She also has named her campaign chairman and treasurer, both of whom are familiar and respected individuals in this community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For her chairman, Dijkstra has selected Todd Sullivan. He is president of Elkhart-based Jet Technologies Inc., an important supplier of materials for many transportation-related industries, including marine, mass transit and recreational vehicles. Sullivan has past success in the role of chairman, overseeing winning county races in both 2002 and ‘06.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dijkstra has picked Cathy Bartow of Goshen to be committee treasurer. Bartow served two terms as Elkhart County’s elected treasurer from 1997-2004. Prior to her time in office, Bartow worked with Dijkstra at the sheriff’s department and achieved the rank of captain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Todd and Cathy are longtime friends, as well as great advisers. They will fill critical roles to make this campaign successful,” Dijkstra said. “But they are not alone. During the past year, we’ve been able to count on a large number of volunteers who really make this effort move forward. These are the people who help get walkers in parades, talk to their friends and neighbors, maintain our Web site, and stuff envelopes. We couldn’t have gotten this far without them, and we cannot win without their continued support.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Republican primary will take place May 4.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dijkstra, a Republican, has been chief deputy and the leader of day-to-day operations at the Elkhart County Sheriff’s Department since 2003. For the past 16 years, she has served in the administrations of three sheriffs, overseeing training, legal compliance and personnel matters. She became a police officer in 1986 after starting her career as a jail officer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dijkstra stated a sheriff cannot be focused on a single issue, and her credentials make her the most qualified candidate to seek the office. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“As sheriff, I will continue to work for safe neighborhoods, secure facilities and quality services,” she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dijkstra is a lifelong resident of Nappanee and has a bachelor’s degree from Ball State University. She is an elder at Grace Point Evangelical Presbyterian Church of Nappanee, and a board member with Safe Kids Elkhart County, Salvation Army of Goshen and the Elkhart Area Career Center public safety committee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is married and has three sons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Residents will find more information about Dijkstra and where she stands on issues at julieforsheriff.com.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3915689098034091724?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3915689098034091724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3915689098034091724' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3915689098034091724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3915689098034091724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2010/01/dijkstra-files-her-candidacy-for.html' title='Dijkstra files her candidacy for sheriff and announces campaign team'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S2JdSD3MhxI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/xyRMCJbY188/s72-c/mom_logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4516407578429472894</id><published>2010-01-26T17:38:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T17:46:50.286-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Bears'/><title type='text'>Ravens QB Coach chooses Raiders over Bears</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S19vEV423qI/AAAAAAAAAcI/oneF_X9VN2s/s1600-h/cutlervschargers2006.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 147px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S19vEV423qI/AAAAAAAAAcI/oneF_X9VN2s/s200/cutlervschargers2006.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431181796017888930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Hue Jackson has decided to &lt;a href="http://forums.msexchange.org/m_1800525712/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#1800525943"&gt;join the Oakland Raiders as Offensive Coordinator&lt;/a&gt; instead of interviewing for that same position with the Bears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I knew the Bears were bad, but I never thought someone would choose the hot mess in Oakland over them.  He'd rather deal with JaMarcus Russell and Al Davis instead of the McCaskeys and Jay Cutler?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4516407578429472894?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4516407578429472894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4516407578429472894' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4516407578429472894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4516407578429472894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2010/01/ravens-qb-coach-chooses-raiders-over.html' title='Ravens QB Coach chooses Raiders over Bears'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/S19vEV423qI/AAAAAAAAAcI/oneF_X9VN2s/s72-c/cutlervschargers2006.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1341345590589514965</id><published>2009-12-31T16:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T16:45:56.357-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Cubs ink Marlon Byrd</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sz0bKi4G5BI/AAAAAAAAAcA/Gtjm_sfa4To/s1600-h/marlon_byrd.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 198px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sz0bKi4G5BI/AAAAAAAAAcA/Gtjm_sfa4To/s200/marlon_byrd.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421519394398725138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Cubs have &lt;a href="http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2009/12/byrd-winds-up-a-cub-just-as-he-wanted-all-along.html"&gt;signed Marlon Byrd&lt;/a&gt; to fill their CF vacancy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not that excitied about the Cubs getting him, but at this point anyone is an upgrade over Milton Bradley.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1341345590589514965?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1341345590589514965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1341345590589514965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1341345590589514965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1341345590589514965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/12/cubs-ink-marlon-byrd.html' title='Cubs ink Marlon Byrd'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sz0bKi4G5BI/AAAAAAAAAcA/Gtjm_sfa4To/s72-c/marlon_byrd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1118359787685381840</id><published>2009-09-14T11:04:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T11:08:06.698-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Bears'/><title type='text'>Urlacher done for the year</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sq5b2eYcQwI/AAAAAAAAAb4/VkIHUa321bI/s1600-h/urlacher1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sq5b2eYcQwI/AAAAAAAAAb4/VkIHUa321bI/s200/urlacher1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381339596180964098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Vaughn McClure from the Chicago Tribune is reporting that Brian Urlacher will &lt;a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/huddleup/2009/09/brian-urlacher-out-for-the-season-with-wrist-injury.html"&gt;miss the rest of the season&lt;/a&gt; after dislocating his wrist last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess there's always Purdue Basketball to look forward to.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1118359787685381840?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1118359787685381840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1118359787685381840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1118359787685381840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1118359787685381840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/09/urlacher-done-for-year.html' title='Urlacher done for the year'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sq5b2eYcQwI/AAAAAAAAAb4/VkIHUa321bI/s72-c/urlacher1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2174812652437770688</id><published>2009-06-02T08:38:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-02T08:40:12.743-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch</title><content type='html'>Watch Drew Carey get kneed in the family jewels by an excited contestant (3:35).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OgVVOpzygOI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OgVVOpzygOI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2174812652437770688?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2174812652437770688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2174812652437770688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2174812652437770688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2174812652437770688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/06/ouch.html' title='Ouch'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5118206320612102065</id><published>2009-05-27T20:25:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T20:29:15.427-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Zambrano ejected from Cubs win</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sh3aR7SKdmI/AAAAAAAAAbw/gHS4fdb1JFw/s1600-h/zambrano_ump.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sh3aR7SKdmI/AAAAAAAAAbw/gHS4fdb1JFw/s200/zambrano_ump.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340664734637782626" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Big Z &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Carlos-Zambrano-indulges-in-one-of-the-top-meltd?urn=mlb,166275"&gt;got tossed today&lt;/a&gt; after making contact with plate umpire Mark Carlson.  Click on the link to read more and see the video.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5118206320612102065?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5118206320612102065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5118206320612102065' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5118206320612102065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5118206320612102065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/05/zambrano-ejected-from-cubs-win.html' title='Zambrano ejected from Cubs win'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sh3aR7SKdmI/AAAAAAAAAbw/gHS4fdb1JFw/s72-c/zambrano_ump.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4161944482274905014</id><published>2009-05-21T21:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T21:36:47.243-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ShYBjofJ7BI/AAAAAAAAAbo/LyUJ9bUATMI/s1600-h/peavy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ShYBjofJ7BI/AAAAAAAAAbo/LyUJ9bUATMI/s200/peavy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338456119969442834" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-22-peavy-may22,0,1227142.story"&gt;Sucks for White Sox fans&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4161944482274905014?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4161944482274905014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4161944482274905014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4161944482274905014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4161944482274905014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/05/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.html' title='Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ShYBjofJ7BI/AAAAAAAAAbo/LyUJ9bUATMI/s72-c/peavy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1172591071347375616</id><published>2009-05-08T08:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T08:25:01.525-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="430"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSTAR_TREK_article.jpg&amp;amp;videoid=94844&amp;title=Trekkies%20Bash%20New%20Star%20Trek%20Film%20As%20%27Fun%2C%20Watchable%27" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSTAR_TREK_article.jpg&amp;videoid=94844&amp;title=Trekkies%20Bash%20New%20Star%20Trek%20Film%20As%20%27Fun%2C%20Watchable%27"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film?utm_source=videoembed"&gt;Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1172591071347375616?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1172591071347375616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1172591071347375616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1172591071347375616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1172591071347375616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/05/trekkies-bash-new-star-trek-film-as-fun.html' title='Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As &apos;Fun, Watchable&apos;'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3265654309689565465</id><published>2009-04-27T19:57:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T20:01:00.184-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue football'/><title type='text'>Marve leaning towards transferring to Purdue</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SfZGhsHt56I/AAAAAAAAAbg/BKWDY-DCRyQ/s1600-h/pete.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 173px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SfZGhsHt56I/AAAAAAAAAbg/BKWDY-DCRyQ/s200/pete.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329524753632716706" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I've never heard of Robert Marve, but he's looking to &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4105299"&gt;transfer from Miami to Purdue&lt;/a&gt;.  I guess if he's good enough for Miami, he's good enough for Purdue.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3265654309689565465?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3265654309689565465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3265654309689565465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3265654309689565465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3265654309689565465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/04/marve-leaning-towards-transferring-to.html' title='Marve leaning towards transferring to Purdue'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SfZGhsHt56I/AAAAAAAAAbg/BKWDY-DCRyQ/s72-c/pete.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8488494247336316302</id><published>2009-04-26T11:26:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-26T11:29:17.378-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Bears'/><title type='text'>Bears finally make a pick in the 2009 draft</title><content type='html'>The Bears &lt;a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/huddleup/2009/04/chicago-bears-selections-and-day-2-of-nfl-draft.html"&gt;selected defensive tackle Jarron Gilbert from San Jose State&lt;/a&gt; with the 68th pick of the draft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is Jarron showing his athleticism by jumping out of a pool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rXDSPbZ_OUw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rXDSPbZ_OUw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8488494247336316302?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8488494247336316302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8488494247336316302' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8488494247336316302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8488494247336316302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/04/bears-finally-make-pick-in-2009-draft.html' title='Bears finally make a pick in the 2009 draft'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7197468794244854551</id><published>2009-04-22T23:12:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T23:16:59.344-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Uproar over cat picked up by its tail at Wrigley</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Se_dAc_WbbI/AAAAAAAAAbY/-BBT2vwByuI/s1600-h/cubs_security_guard_cat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 184px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Se_dAc_WbbI/AAAAAAAAAbY/-BBT2vwByuI/s200/cubs_security_guard_cat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327719884054228402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;When I saw the security guard at last night's game pick the cat up by its tail, I knew there would be a &lt;a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-talk_wrigley_catapr23,0,7693489.story"&gt;controversy&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be fair, he did try and pick the cat up nicely but it attacked him.  I say he didn't have much of a choice.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7197468794244854551?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7197468794244854551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7197468794244854551' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7197468794244854551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7197468794244854551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/04/uproar-over-cat-picked-up-by-its-tail.html' title='Uproar over cat picked up by its tail at Wrigley'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Se_dAc_WbbI/AAAAAAAAAbY/-BBT2vwByuI/s72-c/cubs_security_guard_cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-222204876193683332</id><published>2009-04-13T20:11:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T20:11:50.161-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Chicago gets its own ESPN.com website</title><content type='html'>Check it out &lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/chicago/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-222204876193683332?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/222204876193683332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=222204876193683332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/222204876193683332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/222204876193683332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/04/chicago-gets-its-own-espncom-website.html' title='Chicago gets its own ESPN.com website'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6025516976572262116</id><published>2009-04-13T15:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T15:21:24.557-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Reed Johnson robs Prince Fielder's Grand Slam</title><content type='html'>Enjoy it before it gets taken down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5DVfnb2xTY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5DVfnb2xTY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6025516976572262116?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6025516976572262116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6025516976572262116' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6025516976572262116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6025516976572262116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/04/reed-johnson-robs-prince-fielders-grand.html' title='Reed Johnson robs Prince Fielder&apos;s Grand Slam'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5036179322975929220</id><published>2009-03-26T11:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T11:42:14.400-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NW softball'/><title type='text'>Softball fundraiser at Hacienda TODAY!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s1600-h/hacienda.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s200/hacienda.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194116214280834594" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Head over to the Goshen Hacienda TODAY to help raise money for my softball team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All you need to do is show up and turn in &lt;a href="http://nwhs.wanee.org/html/school%20info/Community%20Information/hacienda_tokens.pdf"&gt;one of the tokens&lt;/a&gt; with the check for your meal and we'll get 20%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It doesn't matter what time you go. The only catch is that you need to pay with cash, debit card, or credit card.  No gift cards will be accepted.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5036179322975929220?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5036179322975929220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5036179322975929220' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5036179322975929220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5036179322975929220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/03/softball-fundraiser-at-hacienda-today.html' title='Softball fundraiser at Hacienda TODAY!!!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s72-c/hacienda.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3096701246615271346</id><published>2009-03-18T14:21:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T14:23:48.362-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Obama says the Boilers will fall to UConn</title><content type='html'>Check out all of his picks &lt;a href="http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entry?entryID=2813746"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3096701246615271346?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3096701246615271346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3096701246615271346' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3096701246615271346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3096701246615271346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/03/obama-has-boilers-making-it-to-sweet.html' title='Obama says the Boilers will fall to UConn'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5633203074759146301</id><published>2009-03-17T22:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-17T22:11:45.669-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Purdue captures Big Ten Championship</title><content type='html'>...and IU finishes dead last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBYPinNR4I/AAAAAAAAAbQ/6PJN2e73X84/s1600-h/purdue_bigtenchamps.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 202px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBYPinNR4I/AAAAAAAAAbQ/6PJN2e73X84/s320/purdue_bigtenchamps.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314344584309720962" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5633203074759146301?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5633203074759146301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5633203074759146301' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5633203074759146301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5633203074759146301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/03/purdue-captures-big-ten-championship.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://boilerstation.jconline.com/article/20090316/SPORTS02010201/903160326/1047/SPORTS020102&quot;&gt;Purdue captures Big Ten Championship&lt;/a&gt;'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBYPinNR4I/AAAAAAAAAbQ/6PJN2e73X84/s72-c/purdue_bigtenchamps.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8590686233814220346</id><published>2009-03-17T21:58:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-17T22:05:53.600-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Former Boilermaker shot in leg</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBW-2CfDNI/AAAAAAAAAbI/8_kxOlhvF1s/s1600-h/nba_a_landry_200.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBW-2CfDNI/AAAAAAAAAbI/8_kxOlhvF1s/s200/nba_a_landry_200.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314343197955001554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Carl Landry &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3989396"&gt;suffered a minor leg wound after being shot&lt;/a&gt; around 2:30 am in Houston.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Landry was involved in an automobile accident and was shot by one of the two occupants in the other car involved when he stepped out of his SUV to inspect the damage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rockets are saying it is a minor surface wound and is no worse than a calf strain.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8590686233814220346?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8590686233814220346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8590686233814220346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8590686233814220346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8590686233814220346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/03/former-boilermaker-shot-in-leg.html' title='Former Boilermaker shot in leg'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBW-2CfDNI/AAAAAAAAAbI/8_kxOlhvF1s/s72-c/nba_a_landry_200.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2499350295367931814</id><published>2009-03-17T21:49:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-17T21:57:11.813-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Note to Self: No in-game "tweets" during softball season</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBTbDm47KI/AAAAAAAAAbA/RB0t-Qczf5s/s1600-h/twitter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 134px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBTbDm47KI/AAAAAAAAAbA/RB0t-Qczf5s/s200/twitter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314339284587179170" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bucks forward Charlie Villanueva &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3990853"&gt;got an earful&lt;/a&gt; from Coach Scott Skiles after Skiles found out that Charlie posted an update to his &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt; feed during halftime of their recent game against the Celtics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is what Villanueva had to say, "In da locker room, snuck to post my twitt. We're playing the Celtics, tie ball game at da half. Coach wants more toughness. I gotta step up."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Villanueva's defense, he did end up leading the Bucks with 19 points in a 86-77 victory over the Celtics.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2499350295367931814?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2499350295367931814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2499350295367931814' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2499350295367931814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2499350295367931814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/03/note-to-self-no-in-game-tweets-during.html' title='Note to Self: No in-game &quot;tweets&quot; during softball season'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/ScBTbDm47KI/AAAAAAAAAbA/RB0t-Qczf5s/s72-c/twitter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3651984183976873163</id><published>2009-02-26T19:02:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T19:03:21.487-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Bradley hurt in first Spring Training game</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sactmlc1XNI/AAAAAAAAAa4/o63zcKLOxcU/s1600-h/Milton%2520Bradley.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 153px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sactmlc1XNI/AAAAAAAAAa4/o63zcKLOxcU/s200/Milton%2520Bradley.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5307260826790747346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/02/bradley-leaves-with-leg-injury-in-cubs-debut.html"&gt;That didn't take long&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3651984183976873163?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3651984183976873163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3651984183976873163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3651984183976873163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3651984183976873163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/02/bradley-hurt-in-first-spring-training.html' title='Bradley hurt in first Spring Training game'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/Sactmlc1XNI/AAAAAAAAAa4/o63zcKLOxcU/s72-c/Milton%2520Bradley.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8717234714604641496</id><published>2009-02-21T18:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-21T18:49:27.694-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny People trailer hits the internets</title><content type='html'>If you pause it at 2:50 and squint you can almost see me, Angie, Dave, and Michelle.  We were at the Orpheum Theatre while in LA for the filming of that scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="375" width="400" align="middle" data="http://o.aolcdn.com/mediaplayer/players/fpm/fpm.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="internal" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://o.aolcdn.com/mediaplayer/players/fpm/fpm.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="autoplay=false&amp;playerId=player1000&amp;assetId=video:asset:pmms:2435204" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8717234714604641496?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8717234714604641496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8717234714604641496' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8717234714604641496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8717234714604641496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/02/funny-people-trailer-hits-internets.html' title='Funny People trailer hits the internets'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-9018506613521913770</id><published>2009-02-14T12:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T12:16:03.602-05:00</updated><title type='text'>David After a Trip to the Dentist</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/txqiwrbYGrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/txqiwrbYGrs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-9018506613521913770?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/9018506613521913770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=9018506613521913770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/9018506613521913770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/9018506613521913770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-after-trip-to-dentist.html' title='David After a Trip to the Dentist'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5369333158070351214</id><published>2009-02-08T22:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-08T22:50:50.105-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Green Man in Indy!</title><content type='html'>It appears the sensation that is Green Man has spread to Indiana. Someone dressed as Green Man from the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was spotted &lt;a href="http://www.theindychannel.com/news/18665806/detail.html#-"&gt;climbing the Soldiers and Sailors Monument&lt;/a&gt; in Indy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a decent chance you'll see me in the &lt;a href="http://www.hellogreenman.com/"&gt;Green Man costume&lt;/a&gt; at some point.  I'll need to get in a little better shape before that happens though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Below is a clip of the real Green Man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="512" height="296"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/wGVfz2SJU29LQOPx219Bdg/65"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/wGVfz2SJU29LQOPx219Bdg/65" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true"  width="512" height="296"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5369333158070351214?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5369333158070351214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5369333158070351214' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5369333158070351214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5369333158070351214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.html' title='Green Man in Indy!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3816556073239276291</id><published>2009-01-29T18:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T18:38:15.865-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Zombies in Austin, TX!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SYI93_Scv2I/AAAAAAAAAas/zYH7ruwWsug/s1600-h/zombie_xing.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SYI93_Scv2I/AAAAAAAAAas/zYH7ruwWsug/s200/zombie_xing.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296864143832039266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Austin drivers were warned of &lt;a href="http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies"&gt;zombies during their Monday morning commute&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't worry there weren't any zombies. Someone hacked into the road signs and changed the message to "Zombies ahead! Run for your lives!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is such a great prank.  I wish I would've thought of it first.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3816556073239276291?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3816556073239276291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3816556073239276291' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3816556073239276291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3816556073239276291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/01/zombies-in-austin-tx.html' title='Zombies in Austin, TX!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SYI93_Scv2I/AAAAAAAAAas/zYH7ruwWsug/s72-c/zombie_xing.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7171580378451645981</id><published>2009-01-09T23:57:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-10T00:08:06.750-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Is there one sane person in PETA?</title><content type='html'>PETA's latest idea is to retire the word fish and call those things in you find in bodies of water &lt;a href="http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/"&gt;sea kittens&lt;/a&gt;.  That's right, sea kittens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn't think they could possible top their idea of &lt;a href="http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html"&gt;Ben &amp; Jerry's using breast milk&lt;/a&gt; to make their ice cream, but they did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm off to McDonalds to grab a Filet-O-Sea Kitten.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7171580378451645981?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7171580378451645981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7171580378451645981' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7171580378451645981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7171580378451645981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-there-one-sane-person-in-peta.html' title='Is there one sane person in PETA?'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3745419823233254861</id><published>2009-01-06T21:39:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T21:39:57.571-05:00</updated><title type='text'>MacBook Wheel introduced</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3745419823233254861' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3745419823233254861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3745419823233254861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/01/macbook-wheel-introduced.html' title='MacBook Wheel introduced'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1625835795157236704</id><published>2009-01-05T17:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T17:32:13.598-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Very happy child</title><content type='html'>This is how I reacted when my PS3 showed up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n41c6eXWZwM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n41c6eXWZwM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1625835795157236704?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1625835795157236704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1625835795157236704' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1625835795157236704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1625835795157236704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2009/01/very-happy-child.html' title='Very happy child'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7697120899941690773</id><published>2008-12-16T09:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T09:26:33.314-05:00</updated><title type='text'>W almost taken out by shoes</title><content type='html'>The guy has a good arm, but he didn't take Bush's cat-like reflexes into consideration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9uIj0YvDBKE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9uIj0YvDBKE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7697120899941690773?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7697120899941690773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8106589158157396796</id><published>2008-12-11T21:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T23:45:40.973-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MMA'/><title type='text'>Painful UFC Fight Night</title><content type='html'>Last night was one of the most &lt;a href="http://www.sportsline.com/mma/story/11165887"&gt;brutal UFC events&lt;/a&gt; I've seen. I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but I found it enjoyable to watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FYI - These videos will probably be removed from YouTube soon by the UFC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Razak Al-Hassan probably should've tapped...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCE2PvXvfqc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qCE2PvXvfqc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Corey Hill probably shouldn't kick with those bird legs.  He's out for 18 months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NnDbsF6-u3A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NnDbsF6-u3A&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8106589158157396796?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8106589158157396796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8106589158157396796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8106589158157396796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8106589158157396796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/12/painful-ufc-fight-night.html' title='Painful UFC Fight Night'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3219312956061304189</id><published>2008-12-04T22:18:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-05T14:41:36.694-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scam'/><title type='text'>Shutterfly-Webloyalty Scam</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/STikznskJSI/AAAAAAAAAZw/uLu6vaFEh2k/s1600-h/scam_ad.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 102px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/STikznskJSI/AAAAAAAAAZw/uLu6vaFEh2k/s200/scam_ad.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276148170200720674" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Someone in my household accidently got us scammed for the past four months.  I was looking over the Discover statement and noticed $12.00 charges on my last four statements from RESERVATIONREWARDS.COM 800-732-7031 CT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After doing a Google search, I found that the lovely people at Webloyalty (WLI) having been &lt;a href="http://www.consumerwebwatch.org/dynamic/ecommerce-investigation-webloyalty.cfm"&gt;scamming&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://cbs5.com/investigates/credit.card.charges.2.480927.html"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt; for a very long time.  &lt;em&gt;We&lt;/em&gt; got on their list by clicking on an ad that stated &lt;em&gt;we&lt;/em&gt; could get $10 off our next purchase with Shutterfly.  This ad (shown on the right) showed up immediately after placing an order with Shutterfly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know Shutterfly is &lt;a href="http://www.classcounsel.com/news/webloyalty.html"&gt;not the only site&lt;/a&gt; where this ad appears.  I saw it on another site (it might have been Dell) earlier in the week and was tempted to click on it before I noticed that it said something about going to a partner site.  Anytime you get directed away from the legit site you are shopping at, it probably is not a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was ready for a fight when I called the number next to reservationrewards.com on my statement, but Terrence quickly and quietly canceled my "membership" and refunded the $48 they charged over the past four months to my Discover card.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would recommend checking your credit card statement (you should be doing this anyway) for any odd charges from reservationrewards.com or something similar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE: We will no longer be using Shutterfly and I strongly urge others to ditch the site too.  I emailed Shutterfly customer support to complain about Webloyalty and they sent me an email defending the company.  After some more research, I found that Shutterfly receives a kickback from Webloyalty for all the people who "sign up" for a "membership" on Shutterfly's site.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3219312956061304189?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3219312956061304189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3219312956061304189' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3219312956061304189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3219312956061304189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/12/public-service-annoucement.html' title='Shutterfly-Webloyalty Scam'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/STikznskJSI/AAAAAAAAAZw/uLu6vaFEh2k/s72-c/scam_ad.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-896144152528692238</id><published>2008-11-22T21:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T21:57:23.870-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue football'/><title type='text'>Boilers give Tiller a great retirement gift</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSjGb1134oI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/jGEHeXivPgI/s1600-h/sheets_bucket.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 137px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSjGb1134oI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/jGEHeXivPgI/s200/sheets_bucket.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271681545448972930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Joe Tiller wanted his last game as Purdue's head coach to be a win and luckily for the Boilers; IU was a more than accommodating opponent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Boilers completely dominated the Hoosiers all day long en route to a &lt;a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=283272509"&gt;62-10 emasculation&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Painter also finished his Boilermaker career with a fine performance. Painter threw for 448 yards and 5 TDs.  Kory Sheets added 3 TDs in his final game as a Boilermaker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purdue scored on 10 of 11 of their drives.  The only drive they did not score on was their final one.  Purdue finished the game with zero punts.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-896144152528692238?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/896144152528692238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=896144152528692238' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/896144152528692238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/896144152528692238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/11/boilers-give-tiller-great-retirement.html' title='Boilers give Tiller a great retirement gift'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSjGb1134oI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/jGEHeXivPgI/s72-c/sheets_bucket.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-951930533297076105</id><published>2008-11-19T21:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T21:25:57.833-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That's what he gets for not going to Purdue</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSTKJlDi4rI/AAAAAAAAAZA/qv-rmZBe8Ds/s1600-h/zeller.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSTKJlDi4rI/AAAAAAAAAZA/qv-rmZBe8Ds/s320/zeller.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270559729844937394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Star UNC frosh Tyler Zeller appears to be &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3713121"&gt;done for the season&lt;/a&gt; after fracturing his left wrist during last night's game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bet that wouldn't have happened if he would've made the right choice and played for Purdue.  I'm not bitter though.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-951930533297076105?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/951930533297076105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=951930533297076105' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/951930533297076105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/951930533297076105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/11/thats-what-he-gets-for-not-going-to.html' title='That&apos;s what he gets for not going to Purdue'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSTKJlDi4rI/AAAAAAAAAZA/qv-rmZBe8Ds/s72-c/zeller.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4146479658674624500</id><published>2008-11-18T15:18:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T15:24:36.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Real life Simpsons character</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSMkeuJu9oI/AAAAAAAAAY4/FzN5jfGJ_wE/s1600-h/disco_ben.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 110px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SSMkeuJu9oI/AAAAAAAAAY4/FzN5jfGJ_wE/s320/disco_ben.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270096099157145218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Looks like &lt;a href="http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Disco_Stu"&gt;Disco Stu&lt;/a&gt; to me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4146479658674624500?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4146479658674624500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4146479658674624500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4146479658674624500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9H3LB_8TdeQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9H3LB_8TdeQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-9164356108466161468?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/9164356108466161468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=9164356108466161468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/9164356108466161468'/><link 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rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/10/have-you-heard-about-bird.html' title='Have you heard about the bird?'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3669568478675795293</id><published>2008-10-16T16:01:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T20:52:54.719-04:00</updated><title type='text'>McCain gets Barackroll'd</title><content type='html'>This is a political take on the popular phenomenon known as &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"&gt;rickrolling&lt;/a&gt;. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll"&gt;educate yourself&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_TiQCJXpbKg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_TiQCJXpbKg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3669568478675795293?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3669568478675795293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3669568478675795293' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3669568478675795293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3669568478675795293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/10/mccain-gets-barakrolld.html' title='McCain gets Barackroll&apos;d'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4749218641678333965</id><published>2008-10-03T06:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-03T06:50:25.998-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>This seems more appropriate</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SOX4wLl5vrI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/t54KntfO5gw/s1600-h/001_Gonna_Happen_718+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SOX4wLl5vrI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/t54KntfO5gw/s320/001_Gonna_Happen_718+copy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252878047026724530" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4749218641678333965?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4749218641678333965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4749218641678333965' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4749218641678333965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4749218641678333965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-seems-more-appropriate.html' title='This seems more appropriate'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SOX4wLl5vrI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/t54KntfO5gw/s72-c/001_Gonna_Happen_718+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-909638281613507292</id><published>2008-10-02T22:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-02T22:21:38.930-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cubs suck so bad</title><content type='html'>It's almost bad enough to make me stop watching baseball forever.  I guess it is time to start looking forward to Purdue Basketball.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-909638281613507292?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/909638281613507292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=909638281613507292' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/909638281613507292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/909638281613507292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/10/cubs-suck-so-bad.html' title='The Cubs suck so bad'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8464762197869398035</id><published>2008-09-20T21:39:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-20T21:39:33.893-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Eddie Vedder's tribute to the Cubs</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqHTScDBsDU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqHTScDBsDU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8464762197869398035?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8464762197869398035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8464762197869398035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8464762197869398035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8464762197869398035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/09/eddie-vedders-tribute-to-cubs.html' title='Eddie Vedder&apos;s tribute to the Cubs'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2560758076611054076</id><published>2008-09-20T21:33:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-21T20:40:06.920-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Cubs win NL Central (again)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SNWlTffnJ2I/AAAAAAAAAXo/BZbdoROmLBk/s1600-h/cubs_clinc.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SNWlTffnJ2I/AAAAAAAAAXo/BZbdoROmLBk/s200/cubs_clinc.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248282695060367202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;For the second time in as many years the Cubs have won the National League Central Division.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cubs clinched their second straight playoff trip today by defeating the Cardinals at Wrigley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cubs are also close to clinching home field advantage throughout the National League playoffs. Unfortunately the AL has home field advantage in the World Series (&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar08/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&amp;id=3491412"&gt;thanks Dan Uggla&lt;/a&gt;) should the Cubs get that far.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2560758076611054076?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2560758076611054076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2560758076611054076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2560758076611054076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2560758076611054076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/09/cubs-win-nl-central-again.html' title='Cubs win NL Central (again)'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SNWlTffnJ2I/AAAAAAAAAXo/BZbdoROmLBk/s72-c/cubs_clinc.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-9121188405041313523</id><published>2008-09-05T12:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-05T12:27:03.666-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Urlacher commercial</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kNUCsUUaevk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kNUCsUUaevk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-9121188405041313523?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/9121188405041313523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=9121188405041313523' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/9121188405041313523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/9121188405041313523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/09/urlacher-commercial.html' title='Urlacher commercial'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5308863177905242687</id><published>2008-09-03T16:40:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T18:49:26.592-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MMA'/><title type='text'>Lesnar gets title shot</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SL72U0fwI2I/AAAAAAAAAQo/ICBI027Spy8/s1600-h/lesnar.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SL72U0fwI2I/AAAAAAAAAQo/ICBI027Spy8/s200/lesnar.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241897853855474530" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Former WWE star turned MMA star, Brock Lesnar, will get a &lt;a href="http://sherdog.com/news/news/couture-back-in-ufc-fold-14261"&gt;UFC heavyweight title fight&lt;/a&gt; against UFC legend &lt;a href="http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Randy-Couture-166"&gt;Randy Couture&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lesnar will take on Couture at UFC 91 on November 15th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="440" height="361"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3566944"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3566944" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="always" width="440" height="361"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5308863177905242687?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5308863177905242687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5308863177905242687' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5308863177905242687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5308863177905242687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/09/lesnar-gets-title-shot.html' title='Lesnar gets title shot'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SL72U0fwI2I/AAAAAAAAAQo/ICBI027Spy8/s72-c/lesnar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1064346721497552748</id><published>2008-08-27T21:52:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-27T21:53:46.047-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ryan Woodle's latest commercial</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uq_x9t5n--E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uq_x9t5n--E&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1064346721497552748?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1064346721497552748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1064346721497552748' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1064346721497552748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1064346721497552748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/ryan-woodles-lastest-commercial.html' title='Ryan Woodle&apos;s latest commercial'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7174772718799025628</id><published>2008-08-25T21:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T21:32:54.935-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch</title><content type='html'>I saw this in an Olympic blooper montaage on &lt;a href="http://iamryno.wordpress.com/"&gt;Ryan's blog&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBSJJi6Qo5c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBSJJi6Qo5c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7174772718799025628?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7174772718799025628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7174772718799025628' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7174772718799025628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7174772718799025628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/ouch.html' title='Ouch'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5280902979577285974</id><published>2008-08-25T20:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T21:54:11.035-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Too good</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLNhz3efyPI/AAAAAAAAAQg/s97lJXTbmAk/s1600-h/espn_a_jericho_200.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLNhz3efyPI/AAAAAAAAAQg/s97lJXTbmAk/s200/espn_a_jericho_200.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238638335255103730" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3553475"&gt;exact situation happened to me&lt;/a&gt; when I played in the Wakarusa little league.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5280902979577285974?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5280902979577285974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5280902979577285974' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5280902979577285974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5280902979577285974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/too-good.html' title='Too good'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLNhz3efyPI/AAAAAAAAAQg/s97lJXTbmAk/s72-c/espn_a_jericho_200.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3290907840282849346</id><published>2008-08-25T18:01:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T21:34:51.421-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MMA'/><title type='text'>The World's Most Dangerous Man is back!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLMvj5NpmpI/AAAAAAAAAQY/Fyea3H-xKGg/s1600-h/ken-shamrock.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLMvj5NpmpI/AAAAAAAAAQY/Fyea3H-xKGg/s200/ken-shamrock.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238583085262019218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ken Shamrock (shown getting the intruder on the right) is the next has-been &lt;a href="http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/shamrock-gets-next-shot-at-slice-14185"&gt;scheduled to fight Kimbo Slice&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The two will fight on EliteXC's "Saturday Night Fights" on Saturday, October 4th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shamrock has lost his last five fights including a KO loss to the "legendary" &lt;a href="http://sherdog.com/fighter/Robert-Berry-7362"&gt;Robert Berry&lt;/a&gt; in March.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sad part is that Shamrock is Slice's toughest opponent to date.  Slice's other opponents were: &lt;a href="http://sherdog.com/fighter/Bo-Cantrell-7428"&gt;Bo Cantrell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://sherdog.com/fighter/David-Abbott-110"&gt;Tank Abbott&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://sherdog.com/fighter/James-Thompson-6721"&gt;James Thompson&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3290907840282849346?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3290907840282849346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3290907840282849346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3290907840282849346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3290907840282849346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/worlds-most-dangerous-man-is-back.html' title='The World&apos;s Most Dangerous Man is back!!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SLMvj5NpmpI/AAAAAAAAAQY/Fyea3H-xKGg/s72-c/ken-shamrock.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3986899265242573003</id><published>2008-08-24T20:22:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-24T20:22:55.531-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrBDivsSe3k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZrBDivsSe3k&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3986899265242573003?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3986899265242573003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3986899265242573003' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3986899265242573003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3986899265242573003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/oh-yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.html' title='Oh Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6858696315454695730</id><published>2008-08-08T22:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-08T22:35:04.696-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy Clausen = The Next Kyle Orton?</title><content type='html'>I'm pretty sure he's not 21.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SJ0CM3ya-YI/AAAAAAAAAQI/LFZRi8zhGIk/s1600-h/clausen.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SJ0CM3ya-YI/AAAAAAAAAQI/LFZRi8zhGIk/s320/clausen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232340762231503234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SJ0CH0xZu3I/AAAAAAAAAQA/cwPQ_Gq5eWk/s1600-h/clausen2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SJ0CH0xZu3I/AAAAAAAAAQA/cwPQ_Gq5eWk/s320/clausen2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232340675522575218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6858696315454695730?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6858696315454695730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6858696315454695730' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6858696315454695730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6858696315454695730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/jimmy-clausen-next-kyle-orton.html' title='Jimmy Clausen = The Next Kyle Orton?'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SJ0CM3ya-YI/AAAAAAAAAQI/LFZRi8zhGIk/s72-c/clausen.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3097081569935816632</id><published>2008-08-04T19:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-04T19:20:29.958-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Verizon door-to-door salesman busted</title><content type='html'>I've never heard of any Sprint salesmen &lt;a href="http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080730/NEWS01/80730020"&gt;doing this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3097081569935816632?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3097081569935816632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3097081569935816632' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3097081569935816632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3097081569935816632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/08/verizon-door-to-door-salesman-busted.html' title='Verizon door-to-door salesman busted'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3390232023021033732</id><published>2008-07-10T21:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:25.880-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Biggest.Weed.Ever?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHa5Oa3Lw-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/a5Uk4L73W7s/s1600-h/bigweed.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHa5Oa3Lw-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/a5Uk4L73W7s/s200/bigweed.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221564475362755554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I found this growing in my backyard by the alley.  Is it a weed or something I shouldn't have ripped out of the soil?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3390232023021033732?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3390232023021033732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3390232023021033732' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3390232023021033732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3390232023021033732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/07/biggestweedever.html' title='Biggest.Weed.Ever?'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHa5Oa3Lw-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/a5Uk4L73W7s/s72-c/bigweed.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6987711714079841202</id><published>2008-07-08T18:42:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.001-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Cubs land Harden</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHPt0DCAuCI/AAAAAAAAAOs/16pxDYbKAI8/s1600-h/harden.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHPt0DCAuCI/AAAAAAAAAOs/16pxDYbKAI8/s200/harden.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220777871475259426" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Cubs countered the Brewers CC Sabathia trade today by &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3478902"&gt;trading for the A's Rich Harden&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cubs had to give up Sean Gallagher, Matt Murton, Eric Patterson, and minor leaguer John Donaldson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cubs also got reliever Chad Gaudin in the deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="440" height="361"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3479114"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3479114" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="440" height="361" allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6987711714079841202?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6987711714079841202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6987711714079841202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6987711714079841202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6987711714079841202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/07/cubs-land-harden.html' title='Cubs land Harden'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SHPt0DCAuCI/AAAAAAAAAOs/16pxDYbKAI8/s72-c/harden.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3718490745699475720</id><published>2008-06-30T11:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.208-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MCSA'/><title type='text'>My Journey to MCSA...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SGkASd-RNkI/AAAAAAAAAOk/oBSpzPgY1EQ/s1600-h/computer_guy.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SGkASd-RNkI/AAAAAAAAAOk/oBSpzPgY1EQ/s200/computer_guy.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217701960568878658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...is complete. I passed 70-291 today.  Finally all of my exams are behind me. I can relax for the rest of the summer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3718490745699475720?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3718490745699475720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3718490745699475720' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3718490745699475720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3718490745699475720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/my-journey-to-mcsa.html' title='My Journey to MCSA...'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SGkASd-RNkI/AAAAAAAAAOk/oBSpzPgY1EQ/s72-c/computer_guy.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3684332991161398874</id><published>2008-06-23T10:32:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T10:32:20.722-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Robbers pwned by a pane of glass</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCfsCQybek0&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCfsCQybek0&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3684332991161398874?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3684332991161398874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3684332991161398874' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3684332991161398874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3684332991161398874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/robbers-pwned-by-pane-of-glass.html' title='Robbers pwned by a pane of glass'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3608111176667971028</id><published>2008-06-23T10:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T10:28:33.944-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Not very nice</title><content type='html'>I could have one of my pitchers do this to the ump that threw me out of the game last season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-tsFSALrA1o&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-tsFSALrA1o&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3608111176667971028?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3608111176667971028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3608111176667971028' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3608111176667971028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3608111176667971028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-very-nice.html' title='Not very nice'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3455415405860863227</id><published>2008-06-11T22:25:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.337-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MCSA'/><title type='text'>My Journey to MCSA Certification</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFCJXevwCsI/AAAAAAAAAOU/50jYJGs8IdM/s1600-h/computer_guy.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFCJXevwCsI/AAAAAAAAAOU/50jYJGs8IdM/s200/computer_guy.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210815805351004866" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I passed exam 70-284 last Friday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up is &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en/us/exams/70-291.mspx"&gt;70-291&lt;/a&gt;, which is the final (and hardest) exam need to obtain my MCSA cert.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm hoping to take it on the 30th of this month.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3455415405860863227?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3455415405860863227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3455415405860863227' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3455415405860863227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3455415405860863227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/my-journey-to-mcsa-certification.html' title='My Journey to MCSA Certification'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFCJXevwCsI/AAAAAAAAAOU/50jYJGs8IdM/s72-c/computer_guy.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8283628723012030889</id><published>2008-06-11T22:20:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.448-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Soriano headed to the DL</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFGXZU4kmaI/AAAAAAAAAOc/CpYZiWByIl4/s1600-h/sori_hand.png"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFGXZU4kmaI/AAAAAAAAAOc/CpYZiWByIl4/s200/sori_hand.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211112705202887074" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Soriano &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3438569"&gt;suffered a broken left hand&lt;/a&gt; tonight when he was hit by a Jeff Bennett pitch in the second inning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all you medical professionals, Soriano suffered minimally displaced fracture of the left fourth metacarpal, located just under the fourth finger on his left hand.  The Cubs are saying that Soriano will miss at least &lt;u&gt;six&lt;/u&gt; weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Micah Hoffpauir will be called up from Triple-A to take Soriano's spot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8283628723012030889?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8283628723012030889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8283628723012030889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8283628723012030889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8283628723012030889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/soriano-headed-to-dl.html' title='Soriano headed to the DL'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SFGXZU4kmaI/AAAAAAAAAOc/CpYZiWByIl4/s72-c/sori_hand.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1966392961203942519</id><published>2008-06-11T12:13:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T12:13:59.780-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Office worker goes bat poop crazy</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTEzMzEw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTEzMzEw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-goes-absolutely-insane.html"&gt;Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane&lt;/a&gt; - Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com/"&gt;free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1966392961203942519?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1966392961203942519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1966392961203942519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1966392961203942519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1966392961203942519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/office-worker-goes-bat-poop-crazy.html' title='Office worker goes bat poop crazy'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5162854420287186076</id><published>2008-06-09T18:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T21:15:50.184-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pwned by Van Goal</title><content type='html'>In honor of Holland's 3-0 dominating win over World Cup Champs Italy today (highlights below).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch the guy get in Ruud's face after he misses the PK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EoKX31Rh8Tg&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EoKX31Rh8Tg&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vVIdWxpgLM0&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vVIdWxpgLM0&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5162854420287186076?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5162854420287186076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5162854420287186076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5162854420287186076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5162854420287186076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/pwned-by-van-goal.html' title='Pwned by Van Goal'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7068765281837936420</id><published>2008-06-09T18:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.556-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Bears'/><title type='text'>Bye Bye Benson</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SE2ogCMcicI/AAAAAAAAAOE/vNFrgdVhhYs/s1600-h/cedric-benson-mug-shot-bigger.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SE2ogCMcicI/AAAAAAAAAOE/vNFrgdVhhYs/s200/cedric-benson-mug-shot-bigger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210005612235884994" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Bears &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3430752"&gt;finally cut ties&lt;/a&gt; with their biggest bust since Cade McNown (or Curtis Enis or David Terrell or Rashaan Salaam).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Benson's &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3430752"&gt;second alcohol-related arrest&lt;/a&gt; in just over a month was enough for the Bears to show Ced the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Clayton said that the Bears will most likely look at former Lions running back Kevin Jones to replace Benson.  If they are unable to get Jones, rookie Matt Forte will get the starting job.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7068765281837936420?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7068765281837936420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7068765281837936420' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7068765281837936420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7068765281837936420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/bye-bye-benson.html' title='Bye Bye Benson'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SE2ogCMcicI/AAAAAAAAAOE/vNFrgdVhhYs/s72-c/cedric-benson-mug-shot-bigger.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3141880490652235274</id><published>2008-06-02T22:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.655-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Prior done for the season (again)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SESl_AEqDYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/zJug1l1oqts/s1600-h/prior_pads.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SESl_AEqDYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/zJug1l1oqts/s200/prior_pads.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207469570917010818" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mark "Calves" Prior is once again "&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3421332"&gt;done for the season&lt;/a&gt;".  At least this time he's with the Padres instead of the Cubs.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3141880490652235274?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3141880490652235274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3141880490652235274' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3141880490652235274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3141880490652235274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/06/prior-done-for-season-again.html' title='Prior done for the season (again)'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SESl_AEqDYI/AAAAAAAAAN8/zJug1l1oqts/s72-c/prior_pads.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8604285740359912564</id><published>2008-05-21T08:37:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-21T08:40:30.245-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Best.Game.Show.Ever.</title><content type='html'>The American version is &lt;a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/05/20/human-tetris-coming-to-fox-videos/"&gt;coming to Fox next season&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jYXObIS5_AM&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jYXObIS5_AM&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8604285740359912564?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8604285740359912564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8604285740359912564' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8604285740359912564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8604285740359912564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/bestgameshowever.html' title='Best.Game.Show.Ever.'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2798387006674443123</id><published>2008-05-13T23:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T23:42:57.557-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church softball'/><title type='text'>Church league softball is back!</title><content type='html'>Tonight was the first night I was able to play with my church team.  We split the doubleheader.  I had a rough night with only one hit in four or five at bats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, Erv burst into my sidebar with a meter by pounding a grand slam deep to left field.  Erv finished the night with 6 RBIs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our next game is Thursday at 6.  I'm not sure what our record is, but I'm guessing either Erv or Kenny will let me know in the comments.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2798387006674443123?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2798387006674443123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2798387006674443123' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2798387006674443123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2798387006674443123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/church-league-softball-is-back.html' title='Church league softball is back!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2838674556685946523</id><published>2008-05-12T12:16:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T12:17:32.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>'The X-Files: I Want to Believe' Trailer</title><content type='html'>Comes out July 25th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src='http://videomedia.ign.com/ev/ev.swf' flashvars='object_ID=379767&amp;downloadURL=http://moviesmovies.ign.com/movies/video/article/873/873138/xfilestrailer_050908_flvlowwide.flv&amp;allownetworking="all"' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width='433' height='360' &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2838674556685946523?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2838674556685946523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2838674556685946523' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2838674556685946523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2838674556685946523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/x-files-i-want-to-believe-trailer.html' title='&apos;The X-Files: I Want to Believe&apos; Trailer'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8163523612597227983</id><published>2008-05-10T10:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T10:47:06.597-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Reds mascot falls off cart</title><content type='html'>The best part is that it is Len and Bob making the call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QqR3wtua2rs&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QqR3wtua2rs&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8163523612597227983?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8163523612597227983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8163523612597227983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8163523612597227983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8163523612597227983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/reds-mascot-falls-off-cart.html' title='Reds mascot falls off cart'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6441933232872561595</id><published>2008-05-04T17:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.824-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NW softball'/><title type='text'>NW picks up wins 2 and 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rs2JOTkI/AAAAAAAAAN0/kxdFBj3JKcQ/s1600-h/NW_logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rs2JOTkI/AAAAAAAAAN0/kxdFBj3JKcQ/s200/NW_logo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196639069480570434" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The softball team picked up &lt;a href="http://www.etruth.com/Know/Sports/Story.aspx?ID=448507"&gt;wins 2 and 3&lt;/a&gt; on the season yesterday at ECA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They prevailed 4-0 against ECA in the first game while I was serving my one-game suspension on the bus.  By the way, I have sent a letter to the commish of softball down in Indy documenting the umpire's lack of professionalism during the game in which I was tossed from.  I'll let you know if I get a repsonse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the second game, we won 10-inning marathon against LaVille, 11-10.  The game should've ended after the 7th though.  We were ahead 10-8 in the top of seventh with 2 outs and runners on first and third.  The third batter in my lineup drilled a home run over the left field fence giving us a 13-8 lead, or so I thought.  After the play was over, the other coach appealed to the ump that the runner from second base didn't actually touch the plate until after the runner from first touched.  The umpire proceeded to call the runner who was on second out, which was the third out of the inning.  That meant that we got zero runs from a three run homer.  LaVille scored two runs in the bottom of the seventh to tie the game up and send it to extras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We ended up winning so the mistake is something that we can laugh about now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6441933232872561595?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6441933232872561595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6441933232872561595' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6441933232872561595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6441933232872561595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/nw-picks-up-wins-2-and-3.html' title='NW picks up wins 2 and 3'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rs2JOTkI/AAAAAAAAAN0/kxdFBj3JKcQ/s72-c/NW_logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6884833917524735107</id><published>2008-05-04T17:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:26.960-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Awkward picture</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rJmJOTjI/AAAAAAAAANs/Kwxn8zF_Jog/s1600-h/sam_cassell_hump.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rJmJOTjI/AAAAAAAAANs/Kwxn8zF_Jog/s320/sam_cassell_hump.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196638463890181682" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6884833917524735107?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6884833917524735107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6884833917524735107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6884833917524735107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6884833917524735107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/05/awkward-picture.html' title='Awkward picture'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SB4rJmJOTjI/AAAAAAAAANs/Kwxn8zF_Jog/s72-c/sam_cassell_hump.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-3168385920490715326</id><published>2008-04-27T22:23:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T11:41:08.808-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NW softball'/><title type='text'>Softball fundraiser at Hacienda</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s1600-h/hacienda.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s200/hacienda.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194116214280834594" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Head over to the Goshen Hacienda tomorrow (Monday, April 28th) to help raise money for my softball team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All you need to do is show up and turn in &lt;a href="http://nwhs.wanee.org/html/temporary/hacienda.softball.pdf"&gt;one of the tokens&lt;/a&gt; with the check for your meal and we'll get 20%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It doesn't matter what time you go. The only catch is that you need to pay with cash, debit card, or credit card.  No gift cards will be accepted.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-3168385920490715326?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/3168385920490715326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=3168385920490715326' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3168385920490715326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/3168385920490715326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/softball-fundraiser-at-hacienda.html' title='Softball fundraiser at Hacienda'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SBU1LWJOTiI/AAAAAAAAANg/1pUKQiuIwyU/s72-c/hacienda.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2571721366171778053</id><published>2008-04-18T20:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:27.297-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Penn State Baller in Trouble for Punching the Clown</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SAk9pvYg8TI/AAAAAAAAANY/ObM7dUDapFc/s1600-h/pringle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SAk9pvYg8TI/AAAAAAAAANY/ObM7dUDapFc/s200/pringle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190747832824426802" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle is in a bit of trouble for acting inappropriately at a campus library.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll let you &lt;a href="http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/07/lion_denies_charges.aspx"&gt;read about it&lt;/a&gt; for yourselves.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2571721366171778053?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2571721366171778053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2571721366171778053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2571721366171778053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2571721366171778053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/penn-state-baller-in-trouble-for.html' title='Penn State Baller in Trouble for Punching the Clown'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/SAk9pvYg8TI/AAAAAAAAANY/ObM7dUDapFc/s72-c/pringle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7309503490571464697</id><published>2008-04-15T21:25:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T21:26:59.832-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Lou's Daily Affirmation</title><content type='html'>&lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/47e9ab7543450c0f/480555a5c4ccf9e0/48012fe73e818ac0/c274256a/widget.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7309503490571464697?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7309503490571464697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7309503490571464697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7309503490571464697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7309503490571464697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/lous-daily-affirmation.html' title='Lou&apos;s Daily Affirmation'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-936398048661939020</id><published>2008-04-03T11:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:27.410-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MCSA'/><title type='text'>My Journey to MCSA Certification</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_T-aMZOOmI/AAAAAAAAANI/SjBPXRomJoI/s1600-h/computer_guy.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_T-aMZOOmI/AAAAAAAAANI/SjBPXRomJoI/s200/computer_guy.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185048796967352930" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I forced exam &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-290.mspx"&gt;70-290&lt;/a&gt; to tap out this morning.  I passed with a score of 785 (700 required for passing).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up is the &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-284.mspx"&gt;Exchange Server 2003 exam&lt;/a&gt;, which will be taken on May 8th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passing 70-290 was a great way to kickoff my Spring Break.  Hopefully the Panthers can get a win against Bremen tonight to put the finishing touches on a pretty good day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-936398048661939020?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/936398048661939020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=936398048661939020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/936398048661939020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/936398048661939020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-journey-to-mcsa-certification.html' title='My Journey to MCSA Certification'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_T-aMZOOmI/AAAAAAAAANI/SjBPXRomJoI/s72-c/computer_guy.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4031689966519609223</id><published>2008-04-03T07:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T07:47:13.643-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Very Angry Tennis Player</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ncWWrpyB_yw&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ncWWrpyB_yw&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4031689966519609223?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4031689966519609223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4031689966519609223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4031689966519609223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4031689966519609223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/very-angry-tennis-player.html' title='Very Angry Tennis Player'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1783851510677823259</id><published>2008-04-02T22:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T22:14:34.236-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NW softball'/><title type='text'>Heartbreak in Albion</title><content type='html'>The softball team fell to Central Noble tonight in 11 innings, 4-3.  My senior pitcher was great pitching 8 and 1/3 innings with only one earned run and eight strikeouts.  However, we failed to capitalize on several crucial scoring opportunities and wasted the great pitching performance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're now 0-2 and have one more game tomorrow before we take next week off for Spring Break.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1783851510677823259?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1783851510677823259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1783851510677823259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1783851510677823259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1783851510677823259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/04/heartbreak-in-albion.html' title='Heartbreak in Albion'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7452900770698076829</id><published>2008-03-30T21:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:27.583-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NW softball'/><title type='text'>Softball Update</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_BCX8ZOOlI/AAAAAAAAANA/eaCNVbkCnwE/s1600-h/NW_logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_BCX8ZOOlI/AAAAAAAAANA/eaCNVbkCnwE/s200/NW_logo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183716150219782738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Most of you know that I'm the head softball coach for high school in town.  Last week was our first week of games.  We only ended up playing one out of our four scheduled games due to the craptastic weather in Northern Indiana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We were defeated 5-1 last Monday in our season opener by Tippy Valley.  The positive was that we had zero errors on defense.  The negative was that we struckout 11 times and only had one hit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're supposed to have three games this week before we take a week off for Spring Break.  The weather doesn't look too promising however.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7452900770698076829?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7452900770698076829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7452900770698076829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7452900770698076829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7452900770698076829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/03/softball-update.html' title='Softball Update'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R_BCX8ZOOlI/AAAAAAAAANA/eaCNVbkCnwE/s72-c/NW_logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5460851519412592143</id><published>2008-03-18T07:14:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-18T07:14:13.361-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Zing!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width='448' height='336'&gt;&lt;param name='movie' value='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/anchorreporter'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='wmode' value='opaque'&gt;&lt;param name='allowFullScreen' value='true' /&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/anchorreporter' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' allowFullScreen='true' width='448' height='336'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/anchorreporter'&gt;glumbert - Anchor vs Reporter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5460851519412592143?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5460851519412592143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5460851519412592143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5460851519412592143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5460851519412592143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/03/zing.html' title='Zing!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8152289744280633186</id><published>2008-03-17T13:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:27.755-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy St. Patrick's Day!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R96sVQU1L-I/AAAAAAAAAM4/niUjogCgWl0/s1600-h/leprechaun8.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R9X1MwU1L9I/AAAAAAAAAMw/_EQvKEUYBdw/s200/kicked_nuts.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176312946211762130" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Outfielder Felix Pie &lt;a href="http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080310&amp;content_id=2417037&amp;vkey=spt2008news&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=chc"&gt;underwent surgery today&lt;/a&gt; to correct testicular torsion, which has been bothering him all spring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The surgery invovles sewing the outer layer of the testicle to the scrotum wall. According to Lou, Felix will only miss 3-to-5 days.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6670563401279126362?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6670563401279126362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6670563401279126362' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6670563401279126362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6670563401279126362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/03/is-pie-next-uno.html' title='Is Pie the next &quot;Uno&quot;'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R9X1MwU1L9I/AAAAAAAAAMw/_EQvKEUYBdw/s72-c/kicked_nuts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-345965156687461410</id><published>2008-03-05T21:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T21:24:21.155-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This is why you don't streak at a cricket match</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Zx5Tk6vMQQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/03/this-is-why-you-dont-streak-at-cricket.html' title='This is why you don&apos;t streak at a cricket match'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4653242964899288233</id><published>2008-03-05T21:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T21:21:56.738-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Air Force ray gun in action</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1w4g2vr7B4"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1w4g2vr7B4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" 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Night's next movie</title><content type='html'>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0"  width="424" height="360"  id="dl_flvwidget" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolexd_widgets/aolwidget_9.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="settings=90177&amp;pmms=2077447&amp;previewImage=http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolexd_widgets_vapi/preview_image_02.jpg&amp;size=large&amp;autoPlay=0" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolexd_widgets/aolwidget_9.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="424" height="360" name="dl_flvwidget" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" FlashVars="settings=90177&amp;pmms=2077447&amp;previewImage=http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolexd_widgets_vapi/preview_image_02.jpg&amp;size=large&amp;autoPlay=0" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7324675966982265994?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7324675966982265994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7324675966982265994' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7324675966982265994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7324675966982265994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/03/m-nights-next-movie.html' title='M. Night&apos;s next movie'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8945200499148631222</id><published>2008-02-27T21:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.040-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Annie's crazy grandpa might sell the naming rights to Wrigley</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8YaR_Ei_mI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3aSHl5Xx2Ys/s1600-h/sam_zell.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8YaR_Ei_mI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3aSHl5Xx2Ys/s200/sam_zell.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171850118372195938" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;New Tribune Company CEO, Sam Zell, said that he wouldn't hesitate to sell the naming rights to Wrigley during an interview on CNBC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zell also said he plans to sell the Cubs and Wrigley separately and in his own time frame. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you think Zell sounds like a jerk, you would be right!  Check out &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/787100,mariotti021108.article"&gt;this article that Jay Mariotti wrote a few weeks ago&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE: Mariotti wrote &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/817165,mariotti022808.article"&gt;another article on Zell&lt;/a&gt; in today's Sun Times.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8945200499148631222?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8945200499148631222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8945200499148631222' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8945200499148631222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8945200499148631222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/zell-says-he-wont-hesitate-to-sell.html' title='Annie&apos;s crazy grandpa might sell the naming rights to Wrigley'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8YaR_Ei_mI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3aSHl5Xx2Ys/s72-c/sam_zell.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7724509516703980760</id><published>2008-02-26T18:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T19:00:17.779-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Shawn Bradley getting humilated time and time again</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEi-Wm0OFII&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UEi-Wm0OFII&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7724509516703980760?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7724509516703980760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7724509516703980760' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7724509516703980760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7724509516703980760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/shawn-bradley-getting-humilated-time.html' title='Shawn Bradley getting humilated time and time again'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6328879706371102267</id><published>2008-02-26T18:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.248-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Bears'/><title type='text'>Bears give "The Beard" an extension</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8Sl4fEi_kI/AAAAAAAAAMY/GI8NefjEdCE/s1600-h/orton_glasses.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8Sl4fEi_kI/AAAAAAAAAMY/GI8NefjEdCE/s200/orton_glasses.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171440661959999042" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Kyle Orton inked a &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/812668,CST-SPT-bear26.article"&gt;one-year extension&lt;/a&gt; with the Bears yesterday night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orton will begin the season in a battle with newly signed Rex Grossman for the starting QB spot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The deal that Grossman signed was identical to Orton's one-year extension.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6328879706371102267?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6328879706371102267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6328879706371102267' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6328879706371102267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6328879706371102267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/bears-give-beard-extension.html' title='Bears give &quot;The Beard&quot; an extension'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R8Sl4fEi_kI/AAAAAAAAAMY/GI8NefjEdCE/s72-c/orton_glasses.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2540679428714763084</id><published>2008-02-16T07:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.372-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Fukudome arrives at Spring Training</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7bYivEi_gI/AAAAAAAAAL0/vDpdoBRl9i0/s1600-h/fukudome2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7bYivEi_gI/AAAAAAAAAL0/vDpdoBRl9i0/s200/fukudome2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167555713716911618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;UPDATE: &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2008/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&amp;id=3251266&amp;lpos=spotlight&amp;lid=tab5pos1"&gt;Here is a good article on Fukudome&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cubs biggest offseason addition, Kosuke Fukudome, has arrived at Spring Training.  According to Piniella, &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/797451,CST-SPT-cubnt16.article"&gt;Fu's first BP session&lt;/a&gt; was impressive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm glad he has a good looking swing, because that is the only good looking thing about him judging from the picture on the right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought he was 31, not 51.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2540679428714763084?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2540679428714763084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2540679428714763084' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2540679428714763084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2540679428714763084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/fukudome-arrives-at-spring-training.html' title='Fukudome arrives at Spring Training'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7bYivEi_gI/AAAAAAAAAL0/vDpdoBRl9i0/s72-c/fukudome2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-1703451287993525816</id><published>2008-02-12T21:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.498-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Boilers win second in a row against top 10 opponent</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7JddPEi_dI/AAAAAAAAALc/KlqZVPrFcCQ/s1600-h/hummel_mouth.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166294479390571986" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7JddPEi_dI/AAAAAAAAALc/KlqZVPrFcCQ/s200/hummel_mouth.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Purdue Men's team won yet another game against a highly ranked opponent &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=280432509"&gt;defeating #10 MSU tonight at Mackey, 60-54&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight's victory is the first time the Boilers (20-5, 11-1 Big Ten) have ever beaten top ten ranked opponents in back-to-back games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://purduesports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/hummel_robbie00.html"&gt;Big Shot Rob&lt;/a&gt; (sorry Robert Horry) once again came through for the Boilers. Hummel netted his third double-double of the season with a career-high 24 points (4-of-7 from three point range) and 11 rebounds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Boilers had a commanding 34-18 lead at halftime, but Tom Izzo's Spartans cut the lead to one point at 51-50 with 3:24 to play in the second half. However, a Chris Kramer layup and Robbie Hummel trey extended the Boilers' lead to 56-50 with 1:42 to play. The lead was one the Boilers would not relinquish for the duration of the contest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Boilers are now 11-1 in the Big Ten and face the Northwestern Wildcats on Saturday in Evanston at 4:00. The game will be televised on the Big Ten Network.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-1703451287993525816?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/1703451287993525816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=1703451287993525816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1703451287993525816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1703451287993525816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/boilers-win-second-in-row-against-top.html' title='Boilers win second in a row against top 10 opponent'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R7JddPEi_dI/AAAAAAAAALc/KlqZVPrFcCQ/s72-c/hummel_mouth.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7586529016716540322</id><published>2008-02-10T00:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.646-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Boilers down #8 Wisconsin (again)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R66LGvEi_cI/AAAAAAAAALU/fMFHvX9ZgpE/s1600-h/hummel_happy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R66LGvEi_cI/AAAAAAAAALU/fMFHvX9ZgpE/s200/hummel_happy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165218770471550402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Purdue (19-5, 10-1 Big Ten) won their first road game against a top ten opponent since 1998 tonight &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=280400275"&gt;beating Wisconsin, 72-67&lt;/a&gt;.  The Boilers also became only the second Big Ten team to beat Wisconsin at the Kohl Center since Bo Ryan took over coaching duties in Madison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/boilers-knock-off-11-wisconsin.html"&gt;Once again&lt;/a&gt;, freshmen Robbie Hummel was the star against Wisconsin.  Hummel scored a career high 21 points going 8-for-12 from the field including 3-of-6 from behind the "Teague Line".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Boilers face #10 Michigan State in Mackey on Tuesday at 7:00 (that's 4:00 your time Dave).  The game will be televised on ESPN.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-7586529016716540322?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/7586529016716540322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=7586529016716540322' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7586529016716540322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/7586529016716540322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/boilers-down-8-wisconsin-again.html' title='Boilers down #8 Wisconsin (again)'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R66LGvEi_cI/AAAAAAAAALU/fMFHvX9ZgpE/s72-c/hummel_happy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4458660829961295769</id><published>2008-02-09T23:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-10T00:24:34.798-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crappy computers'/><title type='text'>MacBook Air</title><content type='html'>I'm sure most of you have seen the commercial for the ultra-thin MacBook Air.  I just felt that as a computer geek I needed to let you know that is probably the least functional laptop I've seen in a long time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not even sure who would find the MacBook Air useful.  Obviously people who travel often would appreciate the smaller size, but those are usually people who are traveling for work.  The small screen, wimpy hard drive, lack of CD/DVD drive and ethernet port would seem to make it less than ideal for business users.  I didn't even realize they made 4200 rpm hard drives.  5400 rpm would be what I would consider the low end.  My laptop at work has a 7200 rpm hard drive and I would never go back to a 5400 rpm drive.  It would be like going from high speed internet access to dial-up.  Maybe not quite that bad, but you can definitely tell a difference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For only $1800 you can own a MacBook Air that weighs 3 lbs with a 1.6 GHz Intel Dual Core processor, 2 GB of RAM, 802.11n wireless adapter, 13" screen, and an 80 GB 4200 rpm hard drive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You could purchase an upgraded MacBook Air for $3100.  The upgraded model includes a 1.8 GHz Dual Core processor and a 64 GB solid state hard drive.  I admit that the solid state drive is nice, but not worth an extra $1300.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The MacBook Air does not have a CD/DVD drive or ethernet port built in.  Of course you can purchase an external DVD burner for $100 and an external ethernet adapter for $30.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A quick check of bestbuy.com gives me a &lt;a href="http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=8661897&amp;productCategoryId=abcat0502001&amp;type=product&amp;tab=2&amp;id=1196470790599#productdetail"&gt;Compaq Presario T2330&lt;/a&gt; for $600.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Presario has a 1.6 GHz Intel Dual Core processor, 1 GB of RAM, 802.11g wireless adapter, 15.4" screen, 120 GB 5400 rpm hard drive, dual layer DVD burner, modem, and ethernet adapter.  It weighs 5.7 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I can handle the extra 2.7 lbs the for a savings of $1330 (MBA plus external DVD burner and ethernet adapter).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GBCfW9-hjKI&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GBCfW9-hjKI&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4458660829961295769?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4458660829961295769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4458660829961295769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4458660829961295769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4458660829961295769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/macbook-air.html' title='MacBook Air'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2190222926107800329</id><published>2008-02-05T22:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:28.801-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Do you need to be recruited to commit to a school?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R6kkb9279MI/AAAAAAAAALM/FUTC5w0bS4M/s1600-h/signing+day.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R6kkb9279MI/AAAAAAAAALM/FUTC5w0bS4M/s200/signing+day.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163698510637036738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;UPDATE: Hart &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&amp;id=3236039"&gt;made the whole thing up&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A high school offensive lineman gave his verbal commitment to Cal on Friday.  The only snag is that Cal &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/football/news/story?id=3232661"&gt;never recruited him&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's unclear whether people posing as Cal recruiters offered Kevin Hart a scholarship or if Kevin decided to make it all up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is clear is that someone is going to be in trouble according to Kevin's football coach Mark Hodges.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This is involving law enforcement and may involve other departments, other than the NCAA, that are bigger than local," Hodges told the Reno Gazette-Journal. "I would love to tell you everything I know, but I can't at this time and I'm not even sure what I know."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On an unrelated note, I'll be holding a press conference this Friday where I will announce my verbal commitment to Purdue to play football, basketball, and baseball.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2190222926107800329?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2190222926107800329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2190222926107800329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2190222926107800329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/1225467514818934777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/02/good-aim.html' title='Good aim'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6779949441557531930</id><published>2008-01-28T22:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-28T22:50:41.021-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Laughing shark</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iF3cv-QP3tg&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/laughing-shark.html' title='Laughing shark'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-125068937102720332</id><published>2008-01-27T20:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:29.050-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Boilers knock off #11 Wisconsin</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R50yCd279LI/AAAAAAAAALE/ZH6NmJ5vk5k/s1600-h/hummel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R50yCd279LI/AAAAAAAAALE/ZH6NmJ5vk5k/s200/hummel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160335765992633522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Purdue (15-5, 6-1 Big Ten) scored their first big upset of the season yesterday &lt;a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=280262509"&gt;defeating #11 Wisconsin&lt;/a&gt; at Mackey Arena, 60-56.  The loss was the first for the Badgers in Big Ten action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freshman E'Twaun Moore was the leading scorer for the Boilers with 16 points, but fellow frosh Robbie Hummel was the hero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hummel (pictured) filled the stat sheet with 10 points, 7 rebounds, and 5 assists.  However, Robbie's biggest contribution may have been his one block, which came with 2.4 seconds left in the game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the score 58-56 Wisconsin senior Michael Flowers was driving for the game-tying layup when Hummel snuck in from behind to block his shot.  Hummel grabbed the ball and was fouled.  After Robbie sunk his two free throw to seal the game, he was mobbed by the Paint Crew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hummel had this to say, "I got mobbed. It was awesome ... one the greatest experiences I've ever had on a basketball court. It's definitely a big win for us. I don't think I did anything the equivalent to Hoosiers, but it was cool."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purdue will take on Iowa at Mackey on Wednesday.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-125068937102720332?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/125068937102720332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=125068937102720332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/125068937102720332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/125068937102720332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/boilers-knock-off-11-wisconsin.html' title='Boilers knock off #11 Wisconsin'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R50yCd279LI/AAAAAAAAALE/ZH6NmJ5vk5k/s72-c/hummel.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2025044313058478637</id><published>2008-01-22T21:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:29.471-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MCSA'/><title type='text'>My journey to MCSA certification</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R5atrd279KI/AAAAAAAAAK8/jqLsYrJEBGg/s1600-h/geekman.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R5atrd279KI/AAAAAAAAAK8/jqLsYrJEBGg/s200/geekman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158501385460511906" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My quest to attain my &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcsa/windows2003/default.mspx"&gt;MCSA certification&lt;/a&gt; began today.  I passed the &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-270.mspx"&gt;first&lt;/a&gt; of four required exams needed to reach my goal of becoming a certified computer nerd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up will be the &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-290.mspx"&gt;Server 2003 exam&lt;/a&gt;, followed by the &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-291.mspx"&gt;network infrastructure exam&lt;/a&gt;, and the final hurdle will be the &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-284.mspx"&gt;Exchange Server 2003&lt;/a&gt; exam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should be taking the next exam at the end of next month.  I'm sure you will all be anxiously awaiting the results.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2025044313058478637?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2025044313058478637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2025044313058478637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2025044313058478637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2025044313058478637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-journey-to-mcsa.html' title='My journey to MCSA certification'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R5atrd279KI/AAAAAAAAAK8/jqLsYrJEBGg/s72-c/geekman.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2942308719483717506</id><published>2008-01-20T22:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T22:07:53.211-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Funniest noise since Matt Moser got crushed in JV football</title><content type='html'>I am stealing this from &lt;a href="http://bergerde.blogspot.com"&gt;Dave's blog&lt;/a&gt; because I wanted to share this with more people than Dave's three readers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HyFapbZuMGU&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HyFapbZuMGU&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2942308719483717506?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2942308719483717506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2942308719483717506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2942308719483717506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2942308719483717506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/funniest-noise-since-matt-moser-got.html' title='Funniest noise since Matt Moser got crushed in JV football'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-2249109047162034650</id><published>2008-01-11T12:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:29.636-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue football'/><title type='text'>Is 2008 Tiller's last season?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4erBNumJnI/AAAAAAAAAK0/9xeu03KSXKA/s1600-h/danny_hope.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4erBNumJnI/AAAAAAAAAK0/9xeu03KSXKA/s200/danny_hope.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154276335902140018" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;UPDATE: Purdue today annouced the &lt;a href="http://purduesports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/011108aas.html"&gt;hiring of Danny Hope&lt;/a&gt; as the associate head football coach.  Hope will take over as head coach after Tiller retires after next season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It looks like Purdue is going to hire Tiller's successor before he retires, much like they did with Gene Keady and Matt Painter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Indy Star is reporting that Purdue is &lt;a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080111/SPORTS0602/801110454/1247/SPORTS"&gt;set to hire Danny Hope&lt;/a&gt;, who is currently Eastern Kentucky's head football coach.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-2249109047162034650?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/2249109047162034650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=2249109047162034650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2249109047162034650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/2249109047162034650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/is-2008-tillers-last-season.html' title='Is 2008 Tiller&apos;s last season?'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4erBNumJnI/AAAAAAAAAK0/9xeu03KSXKA/s72-c/danny_hope.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-6154858093214128844</id><published>2008-01-10T22:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:29.800-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Cubs close to acquiring Brian Roberts</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4biwdumJjI/AAAAAAAAAKU/i2w5KH54qe8/s1600-h/brian_roberts.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4biwdumJjI/AAAAAAAAAKU/i2w5KH54qe8/s200/brian_roberts.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154056145813775922" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The &lt;a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/01/looking-like-a.html"&gt;Chicago media is reporting&lt;/a&gt; that the Cubs are close to trading Sean Marshall, Sean Gallagher, and Ronny Cedeno for &lt;a href="http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=406878"&gt;Brian Roberts&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Roberts is a prototypical leadoff hitter.  Last season Roberts stole 50 bases and hit 42 doubles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, Roberts was also in the Mitchell report.  Some Chicago writers do not feel that bringing Roberts to the Cubs is a good idea because of his &lt;a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/734607,011008mariottic.article"&gt;inclusion in the Mitchell report&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-6154858093214128844?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/6154858093214128844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=6154858093214128844' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6154858093214128844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/6154858093214128844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/cubs-close-to-acquiring-brian-roberts.html' title='Cubs close to acquiring Brian Roberts'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4biwdumJjI/AAAAAAAAAKU/i2w5KH54qe8/s72-c/brian_roberts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-8455776174924324405</id><published>2008-01-10T22:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:29.940-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cubs'/><title type='text'>Speaking of the Mitchell report...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4blstumJkI/AAAAAAAAAKc/sMNtB1mY60o/s1600-h/doug_glanville.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4blstumJkI/AAAAAAAAAKc/sMNtB1mY60o/s200/doug_glanville.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154059379924149826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Former Cub Doug Glanville wrote an &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3162061"&gt;interesting article&lt;/a&gt; for ESPN.com explaining his thoughts on playing during the "steroid era".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-8455776174924324405?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/8455776174924324405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=8455776174924324405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8455776174924324405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/8455776174924324405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/speaking-of-mitchell-report.html' title='Speaking of the Mitchell report...'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4blstumJkI/AAAAAAAAAKc/sMNtB1mY60o/s72-c/doug_glanville.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-5482888361043536259</id><published>2008-01-10T22:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:30.006-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Congrats Billikens!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4bnMdumJlI/AAAAAAAAAKk/_uWXeFi3fAQ/s1600-h/MajerusBig.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4bnMdumJlI/AAAAAAAAAKk/_uWXeFi3fAQ/s200/MajerusBig.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154061024896624210" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Saint Louis Billikens set a modern D-I record for fewest points in a game tonight against George Washington.  The final score was 49-20.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The game was probably not the way new coach Rick Majerus wanted his Atlantic 10 opener to turn out.  The Billikens shot craperiffic 14.6% (7-48) from the field.  Maybe Rick should stop eating all the basketballs his team is supposed to use for practice.  ZING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Rick is getting the intruder in this picture.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-5482888361043536259?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/5482888361043536259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=5482888361043536259' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5482888361043536259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/5482888361043536259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2008/01/congrats-billikens.html' title='Congrats Billikens!'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R4bnMdumJlI/AAAAAAAAAKk/_uWXeFi3fAQ/s72-c/MajerusBig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-545837292678687401</id><published>2007-12-27T21:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:30.150-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue football'/><title type='text'>Boilers snap bowl game skid</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R3RmU9umJiI/AAAAAAAAAKM/BKzrxykMbAA/s1600-h/keller.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R3RmU9umJiI/AAAAAAAAAKM/BKzrxykMbAA/s200/keller.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148852784344737314" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Purdue (8-5) ended its three-game bowl losing streak last night by defeating Central Michigan, 51-48.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purdue started out strong, scoring 21 first quarter points on way to a 34-13 halftime lead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, as expected by Purdue fans, the Chippewas fought their way back to tie the game up at 48-48 with only 1:09 to play.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Painter, who set a Motor City Bowl and school record with 548 passing yards, got the Boilers into field goal range after the Chippewas tied the game.  Kicker Chris Summers converted a 40-yard field goal as time expired to give the Boilers an exciting 51-48 victory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Painter's 546 yards are the third most in any bowl game ever.  He trails only Ty Detmer ('89 Holiday Bowl, 576) and Byron Leftwich ('01 GMAC Bowl, 576).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dustin Keller (pictured) was the main beneficiary of Painter's passing success with 7 catches for 150 yards and one TD.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-545837292678687401?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/545837292678687401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=545837292678687401' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/545837292678687401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/545837292678687401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2007/12/boilers-snap-bowl-game-skid.html' title='Boilers snap bowl game skid'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R3RmU9umJiI/AAAAAAAAAKM/BKzrxykMbAA/s72-c/keller.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-4966883096162200473</id><published>2007-12-17T23:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:30.239-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fantasy football'/><title type='text'>I hate you Orton</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R2mRZNumJhI/AAAAAAAAAKE/Z73NVUUfoXM/s1600-h/t1_orton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R2mRZNumJhI/AAAAAAAAAKE/Z73NVUUfoXM/s200/t1_orton.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145803911615358482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My fantasy football team was 90 seconds from moving to the finals and all Kyle Orton had to do was not turn the ball over or take a sack.  What does he do?  He throws an interception, which gave my opponent enough for a 78.80 - 77.45 victory because he had the Vikings D going.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To make matters worse, all the Bears offense had to do to subtract three points from my opponent was score one measly point in the second half!  One point!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orton was 90 seconds away from making up for his &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/recap?gid=200410160035"&gt;fumble against Wisconsin in 2004&lt;/a&gt;, which has sent Purdue Football into a spiral that they still haven't came out of.  Purdue was ranked fifth in the country going into the game against Wisconsin and Orton was being talked up as a Heisman candidate until he fumbled the ball, which was returned for a TD by the Badgers with only 2:36 remaining the game.  The TD gave the Badgers 20-17 victory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure I'll forgive Orton with time, but I'm done saying that he should be the starting QB of any NFL team.  He's a third stringer all the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be fair, it's not all Orton's fault.  Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and Joseph Addai all turned in less than stellar performances.  However, my least favorite person has to be Brian Westbrook.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Westbrook was &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-notdwestbrook&amp;prov=ap&amp;type=lgns"&gt;pressured by one of his lineman&lt;/a&gt; to stop 1 yard shy of the goal line so that the Eagles could run out the clock.  The Cowboys had scored a grand total of six points all game long.  I'm sure an 11 point lead with less than two minutes would have stood up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think that whoever Westbrook was playing in his fantasy football league had him so Westbrook intentionally didn't score to spite his opponent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also believe that Westbrook and lineman John Runyan owe some kind of compensation to all fantasy owners that lost this week due to Westbrook not scoring the TD.  I'm thinking of starting a class action lawsuit.  Who's with me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7xgTDJD-tHQ&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7xgTDJD-tHQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8317872-4966883096162200473?l=mattern.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/feeds/4966883096162200473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8317872&amp;postID=4966883096162200473' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4966883096162200473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8317872/posts/default/4966883096162200473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattern.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-hate-you-orton.html' title='I hate you Orton'/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15278680750396651428</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R2mRZNumJhI/AAAAAAAAAKE/Z73NVUUfoXM/s72-c/t1_orton.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8317872.post-7038028556085109343</id><published>2007-12-15T22:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:34:30.404-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Purdue basketball'/><title type='text'>Boilers deny Pitino's bid for 500 wins</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R2SaFdumJfI/AAAAAAAAAJw/QLHG0b9sj40/s1600-h/kramer_steal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVDZ90XG25A/R2SaFdumJfI/AAAAAAAAAJw/QLHG0b9sj40/s200/kramer_steal.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144406093034038770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Boilers &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=273492509"&gt;upset #20 Louisville today&lt;/a&gt; in the Wooden Tradition, 67-59.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freshman Robbie Hummel lead the Boilermakers with 15 points.  Chris Kramer (pictured right) provided a spark off the bench with 14 points and four steals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Purdue battles Texas Southern Monday at 7:00.  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