Hulk headed for the Big D...

and I don't mean Dallas (Thanks Mark Chesnutt).

MSNBC is reporting that Hogan's wife, Linda, has filed for divorce. Hulk mentions in the story that he had no idea Linda had filed for divorce until a reporter asked him about it.

Should be an interesting season of Hogan Knows Best next year.

Another Boiler gets kicked to the curb

Selwyn Lymon was dimissed from the football team today by Joe Tiller after Lymon's OWI arrest following Saturday's loss to IU.

To add insult to injury, the second article I have linked mentions the fact that Lymon urinated on himself during the arrest. That's something I hope is never written about me in the paper.

Lymon's departure means that the Boilers will be without three of their four leading receivers next season. Dorien Bryant and Dustin Keller will graduate and play on Sundays next season.

Best.Commentator.Ever.

I think the only person that can match Dutch commentator Jack van Gelder is Ron Santo if he's still doing Cubs games when they win the World Series.

Dennis Bergkamp with the game winner against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup.


Patrick Kluivert in the 1995 Champions League Final against AC Milan

Best.Postgame.Comments.Ever.

Phil Jackson is in hot water after comments he made following the Lakers' game on Tuesday.

Phil said, "We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts. It was one of those games."

I'm pretty sure that's the funniest thing Phil has ever said and ever will say.

Cubs ship Jones to Tigers

The Cubs dealt Jacque Jones to the Tigers today for utility infielder Omar Infante and cash. Infante hit .271 with 2 home runs and 17 RBI in 66 games last season.

FALCON PUNCH!

Keady left hanging

Poor Gene wants five but gets left hanging.